MY FAVORITE RIDER COMMENTS IN SOUTH CAROLINA 2018-2025

May was a very busy month moving and getting settled in Colorado and I only picked up Uber riders on one day.  Those comments from riders will be included with June's riders at the end of June when I post my favorite rider comments of the month.

This is the list of the very best rider comments in South Carolina over seven years and it was difficult to limit the list to only 22 comments.  All of my riders on my final two days received this special list.  I wish my riders who made these comments could see how much these comments were enjoyed by me and so many other riders-enjoy.

MY FAVORITE RIDERS COMMENTS IN SOUTH CAROLINA 2018-2025

Older man: “I’ve been married 51 years, my wife says she’s been married 61 years, because I’ve made it seem ten years longer.”

She: “My dad named me Marissa after a Playboy pin-up he liked. In my baby book are pictures of the Playboy bunny.”

Female professor: “When you go to Hall’s Chophouse they hug and kiss you-it’s the most action I get all month.”

Young woman: “I sell shots in a strip club.” Me: “Do you get a lot of tips?” Her: “Oh yeah, I get tipped up the ass.”

I picked up an older woman at Outback Steakhouse who looked like Mrs. Doubtfire. She had a large bag of leftovers. Me: “Don’t tell me about your great dinner, I have another hour before I go home to eat.” Her: “That’s too bad. I have a lot of extra delicious ribs I could share. I love to lick my fingers.” Me: “Thanks for not telling me about your delicious meal.” Getting out, she said, “I do have a mean streak.”

Manager for Kansas City Chiefs: “If you promise not to mug me, I can show you something.” She let me put her Super Bowl Ring on my finger.

His wife easily closed my side door, and I said she was strong. The big Texan with the cowboy hat said, “My wife is used to handling a whopper.”

 “We had a magical evening ride that lasted only a mile. When Jeff and his wife move to Charleston, we’re going to do a nightly stand-up routine.”

My rider showed me a picture of his wife and when I showed him a picture of my wife, he said with a thick British accent, “Our wives have something very much in common-they have abominably poor taste in men.”

The 12-year-old girl grew up in Hawaii. “My friends and I were convinced that snow was made up by mainlanders to make us look bad in Hawaii. When I was 9, I was in New York and it started snowing and I ran out of the house yelling, ‘It’s real, it’s real.’ I sent a message to my friends in Hawaii, but they thought I was lying.”

The four women from Savannah were all dressed up and perfumed up for dinner on a  Saturday night in Charleston. I said, “There’s a lot of perfume in this car.” The woman next to me said, “Do we smell good, or do we smell like a whorehouse?”

Physicist: “My wife had to kiss a lot of toads before she found her prince. I married the first girl I kissed-I didn’t think it would happen again.”

The young black guy nicknamed himself, “Trrrip,” because, “Sometimes I’m a trip.” He said, “You should have your own nickname, Jeffro-no-fro.”

The young woman goes to reptile conventions and rescues exotic animals. She: “I rescued three tarantulas and the first day the biggest one got loose, and my sister found it crawling up my back. I was screaming and gave them all to someone else that night.”

Proud mom: “My son was born on July 4th. He came in with a bang and out with a bang. He’s so handsome he can have any girl he wants.”

 

  Cleveland Browns fan said, "When I die I want six pallbearers who are Cleveland Browns players, so they can let me down one more time."

Lawyer: Paul McCartney was my first crush at age three-he’s the only 80-year-old man I would give up for my 60-year-old man.”

“In our old age home is a 108-year-old man. He drives his truck to church each Sunday. He just got a girlfriend in church.”

Me: “What sales do you do?” He: “I’m in death sales. I sell plots, caskets, mausoleums. I can get you 15% off on a casket. Sometimes people ask if they can get the discount later on, I tell them when it’s time, it’s too late for the discount.”

She said, “I hate driving. If I’m driving, you’re going to get hurt.” Saying goodbye, “I hope no one hits you.”

 I asked the mayor from PA, “Are you a Democrat or a Republican?” He: “When people ask me that question, I tell them-I’m an American.”

 He: “We met at McDonalds where she was working. She was in high school;I was in college. The first time I saw her she took my breath away, and it's the only time in my life everything slowed down like a movie. The first thing I said was, "I'm going to marry you." (Married 38 years)