1. When I say butter, what do you think of? For me, I immediately think: melting. So, when I walk past our kitchen counter at any time of the day and see the butter sitting on the counter, I think I hear the butter yelling out, "Help me, I'm melting." It's still there. Does this look good? (About ten days after I wrote this, the butter started appearing in the refrigerator because it didn't taste that good.)
2. I was in the park with my almost 20 month old grand daughter. She was at the top of a small slide and she counted..."1,2, free", and then she said, "Go Riley." She went down the slide and I was thinking we should all do that. When you're about to go into an interview or dig up some bushes, or sitting down to a big chicken meal- "1,2, free, Go Jeff."
3. You know how they send you these invitations for free seminars at these nice restaurants? It's usually on retirement, investing, or something like that. My friend Larry has been to many of them for the food. I got this below in the mail inviting me to a pizza place. First, I really don't like pizza. I can eat it a few times a year and I'm good. Secondly, what happened to the prime rib dinner? I'm not going.
4. When was the last time you saw a man in a suit and tie riding on a motorcycle? I saw him, could that really be comfortable?
5. Do you think someone could invent a little robot that you can put on your front windshield that would clean off all the bugs and stuff that get your window dirty? You can't always go to a car wash.
6. Have you ever seen a car towing a helicopter? You can't make this stuff up, it really was a car and a helicopter. It was too fast to get a picture.
7. If you were a landscaper, wouldn't you want the account for just one of these mountains that has thousands of trees and bushes on it? Imagine the time it would take to trim them.
8. Did you know that if you're an adult the most difficult thing to do in going down a small slide is not going down the slide? Here's a picture of my legs dangling after I struggled to get onto the slide.
9. When does something fake look incredibly real? It doesn't happen often but take a look at how beautiful these fake flowers are that my wife bought.
10. And, last but not least to wind up the month is this true story. My wife bought a bunch of red grapes which she likes and I don't. I don't know how long they have been in our refrigerator, but I went through them to see what I could eat instead of throwing them out. Most seemed to be pretty good, but as I got to the last bunch of grapes I found something else: money. In the plastic container pictured below is a dime and a penny. They say that money doesn't grow on trees, but how do you explain this:



























