At 38 years old she told me about the only normal job she has had: "During the pandemic I started delivering liquor to homes and I was making $5,500 a month after taxes."
The die-hard Houston Texas fan said, "I ordered an Uber recently and before I got in I saw the car was full of Dallas Cowboy stuff. I told the driver to cancel the ride, I wasn't getting in. When my boss wanted me to work in Dallas, Texas, I told him to get someone else."
Oddest question ever from a rider: "Are you from Paris?"
"Our daughter is one strong girl. She was at only one pound when she was born and had heart surgery as a baby. She's sixteen now and doing very well."
"If you come across a ghost you should be mean to it and it will leave you alone."
The couple has been married 43 years and I asked, "What's the secret of a successful marriage?" Immediately the wife answered, "I just keep telling him that he's right all the time." Laughing, he said, "Telling jokes like that all the time."
He: "I grew up in the jungle in Honduras. I learned how to speak English when I came here in kindergarten and that's where I learned to speak it fluently."
I told her that a previous rider was a Cleveland Browns fan who had a separate bank account where he was saving money to buy Super Bowl tickets for when the Browns made it there. She said, "That money is going to get old."
I was telling her that one of my past riders was named after her dad's mistress and she said, "My sister was named after my dad's mistress-my mom had no idea where my dad got the name from."
I asked the 19-year-old, "How long have you been working at IHOP?" She said, "Since I've been 13." Me: "How did you get a job at 13?" She: "It's a family business." Me: "IHOP is in your family?" She: "My cousin owns thirty or so franchises."
He: "I recommend to people that the best side gig to have is working in an ice cream store because of the tips."
The chef said, "Chefs are the unspoken heroes of the service world."
The young guy said, "The world needs more smiles and positive vibes."
"People drive early in the morning with their lights off to evade the police."
I asked her what she did for work and the young New Yorker said, "I have two businesses in New York, I'm an over the road truck driver and I just got my real estate license and sold my first house."
He's ten years free of Leukemia, but when he was a child he had a wish through the "Make-A-Wish Foundation. "I wanted to meet Tom Brady. All the players were on the field for it and I walked up to him and asked if we could have a catch and he threw a pass to me in the end zone of Gillette Stadium and I caught it."
She: "When I was 19, I was driving in the mountains in the dark shutting my lights on and off. I crashed and was paralyzed. The doctors said I would be paralyzed for life, but there was no way I was going to lay in bed with my mom taking care of me. It took me 6-12 months before I could walk with assistance and I'm fully recovered with some minor leg issues."
MORE RIDER COMMENTS
Since she worked at IHOP, I asked her, "What's your favorite food to eat at IHOP?" She: "I'm a French toast girl. They sometimes call me Frenchy at work."
She: "My friend works for the Denver Nuggets in IT and she has a championship ring and she let me put it on my finger-it was heavy."
The cop told me, "I was one of the Colorado representatives for the last Presidential Inaugural, each state sends them for every Inaugural."
The manager of a Jersey Mikes said, "I told by boss that we need to hire women so they can come in here and clean it up."
He was from Iraq: "When I took the test for citizenship I was very nervous, but I passed."
She: "I had just started working in a liquor store in Colorado when the pandemic shut everything down. It was announced that liquor stores were closing the next day and hundreds of people were in line going around the block and we were letting people in by twos. The closures were canceled the next day."
The accountant from Spain said, "People don't like us, they think our job is boring but I don't."
It's been a mild winter in Colorado and I said to the woman who spent ten years in Chicago, "You must be missing the cold winters there." She said, "No, this is totally fine."
She: "Comparing Charleston, South Carolina with Savannah, Georgia is like comparing pears and peaches."
She: "You should name your mannequin Makayla." Me: Her name is Lily it's on her, but I'll call her Lily Makayla from now on."
Selling pharmaceuticals for cattle she said, "My customers are also my friends."
I asked the woman from California if she was standing outside in the twenty degree weather waiting for me. She said, "I'd be insane to be waiting outside."
Her last driver canceled and she was late for work and she had a headache. At the end of the ride I was pulling up at a mall with valet parking. She: "If you stop right there, they will yell at you." Me: "I'll go past there, the last thing we want is someone yelling at you today." She: "It would be a sad day for them."
"You're the second driver I've had who wrote a book about this. He wrote about life lessons."
He: "Human connection is really important."
I was dropping two couples in sales from New Mexico off at the airport. None of them had ever been in an Uber and as they got out three of them said together, "You're the best Uber driver we've ever had."
Me: "Have you ever got a gift from an Uber driver?" She laughed, "Yes, I got a small little duck with some unicorn stickers."
The 75-year-old man was on his way to Florida. "I'm getting together with my six siblings to celebrate my mom's 95th birthday and our uncle's 104th birthday."
The guy in his seventies said, "We need to make more connections."
I asked the two couple who had been married 33 years and almost 15 years, "What's the secret of a successful marriage?" One woman said, "Tolerance," and for the other couple the man said, "God.
The woman from Colorado looking at my mannequin said, "I had a mannequin for about twelve years. We found it in the river and put it on our raft. I just recently threw it out."
The couple met at a square dance club. Married for 45 years I asked, "What's the secret of a successful marriage?" He said to the effect, "Yes, dear, " and she said, "Saying I'm sorry."
From Nepal, she said, "There are 25 houses in this neighborhood from Nepal." (In Colorado)
He: "The only thing that can brings out your talent is you."
Her last driver canceled and she was late for work and she had a headache. At the end of the ride I was pulling up at a mall with valet parking. She: "If you stop right there, they will yell at you." Me: "I'll go past there, the last thing we want is someone yelling at you today." She: "It would be a sad day for them."
Wearing pink glasses in my orange car, I said, "I think me wearing those glasses would be too much for my car." She said, "It's never too much.'
Manager of clothing store: "I like when kids come in with parents or grandparents because then I know who has the money."
She: "We once had snow flurries here in Colorado in June."
Thank you to the college student from Rwanda for this bill for my 72nd country represented in my car.
UNIQUE OCCUPATIONS:
Pharmaceutical cattle sales
Researcher at Duke Medical Hospital
Accountant for an arcade company from Japan
Former equipment manager for Indiana University
Social media manager for a podcast in Los Angeles
Geology researcher
Bitcoin and stock trader
I DROVE PEOPLE THIS MONTH FROM:
Nepal, Philippines, Costa Rica, Mexico, Nicaragua, The Congo, Mauritania, Vietnam, Turkey, Peru, Columbia, Spain, Sudan, Albania, Iraq, Japan.
WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT ME AND MY CAR:
The artist said about my car, "This is a work of art."
"This is the most enjoyable ride ever, we should make a poster of you."
She: "This is the best money I've ever spent on a museum."
"This is a life well spent and well lived."
He: "This was so awesome, I never could forget this car. I've never seen a car like this."
He sent his girlfriend pictures of my car and then called her and she said, "You better tip the _ _ _ _ out of him."
"You took some time with this, you didn't just get in the car and "vroom". We're going to have to owe you some money."
"It's been such a blessing talking to you today."
"I loved this ride."
He didn't want to talk during the ride, but apologized at the end and said, "You have a really cool taxi."
"This is the best Uber ride I've ever had, 100%, I'm not kidding."
"I've never seen an Uber like this."
"This is an experience, I'm just taking it all in."
"You've provided a great experience for your customers."
"I really enjoyed your car."
"This is the most interesting ride I've ever had."
"This is beautiful."
"I hope I get you again."
The Mexican woman in Spanish I think she said, "Magnificent experience."
"This was a beautiful ride."
"This was very nice."
"This was an experience."
"I love your car."
"I really enjoyed the ride."
"Beautiful"
"Your car is beautiful."
"This is the coolest thing I've seen this week."







