MY FAVORITE RIDER COMMENTS FROM MAY 2026

"My boyfriend bought me a $500 derby hat and then bought a full mannequin for maybe $100 so I could put the hat on top of her head."

He: "I breed reptiles. I can buy a $500 reptile and turn it into 20 reptiles worth $500 each."

I asked the couple married 16 years how they met and she said, "We met in kindergarten." I asked what line he used and then asked, "What do you remember from kindergarten?"  He said, "We sat around on the floor reading books and we all got the chicken pox so we had a chicken pox party."

She loves this quote: "Home is where you find people who love you." She added, "When I go back to Chicago, people love me who don't even know me."

The owner of a health insurance business said, "I'm the first one in in the morning and the last one out at night. When I get those $10-20,000 weekly checks, I don't mind the hours."

He asked me what's the secret of a successful marriage and I said one of the things is, "Your partner is going to be better than you at some things and you have to let them win."  The former athlete said with a half smile and his wife next to him, "That ain't happening."

I asked the 77 year-old from Italy how she keeps young. She said," I play tennis every day of the week and I don't look at the body, I look at the spirit."

From Kenya he asked me, "What is your sunshine?" I told him it was my wife of 42 years."

The truck driver said about Uber drivers: "Thank you for the hard work you guys do."

He: "The former King of Thailand was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts and he used to play the saxophone."

She: "Jackson Hole, Wyoming is the only airport in the country that is in a national park."

She said, "A guy from the UK. told me, 'The Great Lakes in Michigan are inland oceans with fake ID's.'

She: "My friends sent me a cushion cover with a picture of me on it for my birthday, but I'll probably never use it."

Giving me a bill from Qatar for my money museum, she said, "I've had it for eight years and I traded for it with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos."

He was married twenty years and lost his wife to cancer 17 years ago and he's still mourning her. He said, "I'm completely lost. I've tried everything. She was my best friend, I try to forget, but I can't."

"When we went to Dubai we had two rooms in a hotel and there was a butler serving us. It was a whole different world."

The woman in her 50's was in California a few years back and changed her life. "I was in a very bad abusive relationship and I called up my sister who no one in the family talked to.  She was a director for AA and I asked her for help. She saved my life and a neighbor helped me escape. A few years later my sister had breast cancer and I sent her all the money I had, but I lost her three months later. I still miss her."

         

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I asked the two accountants how they met and they said, "We met in an accounting class in the UK."

He: "I moved from Alaska to Florida to get as far away as I could from a woman."

From Ukraine he said, "We have to be friendly there."

She told me, "My copywriting business in Minnesota is called, "Freshly Brewed Copy."

He told me, "My two daughters, 9 and 11 have been to 30 countries."

The accomplished woman told me several times, "I'm proud of myself," and she had every reason to be. Her boss said that she makes the people around her better.

His name is Jose Posada and he told me, "My uncle was the former Yankee catcher, Jorge Posada." He was just kidding.

"I was an Uber driver for awhile because I just wanted to talk to people."

I asked her how she got the name Autumn and she said, "My mom didn't know anyone with that name."

I asked the two Red Sox fans a couple questions and one said, "Do you want to know my blood type?"

She: "I've ghost written a book, but I can't tell you about it."

"Eli Manning is the greatest Manning."

He said, "When we went to Disneyland Japan there was one line that the wait time was four hours."

He: "When I worked for an airline I met Timothy Dalton and Michael Jordan."

He: "Bella's Bagels in Colorado Springs recently won "Smear of the Year," and Governor Polis visited them to congratulate them."

I asked how she met her boyfriend and she said, "We met playing intramural kickball."

He: "When the Japanese invaded the Philippines the money they created was also called, "Mickey Mouse money."

"My first football game was a playoff game between the Broncos and the Jets. It was so cold that when I bought hot chocolate by the time I got back to my seat it wasn't hot anymore."

"My son was on the Michigan football championship team. He's an offensive lineman and he's on the draft board and if he has a good year this year he has a chance at the pros."

The Church Bishop said, "We're all brothers and sisters and children of God."

"My insurance business is in 33 states and has 4,5000 agents."

She told me, "Black people are moving from the south to Chicago and Michigan because of racism."

Young woman at a local supermarket who brings groceries out to the car for people said, "We all pool our tips and by Red Bull because we need it getting up this early."

UNIQUE OCCUPATIONS:

Clinical Research Coordinator

Strength and conditioning coaches from Italy

Eye Surgeon from the United Kingdom

Reptile Breeder

Bishop in Church

Former FAA Administrator

Master tennis player from Italy

THANK YOU to the woman who gave me the below bill from Ghana where she's from.  She gave me all three of these bills and Ghana is my 75th country represented in my car.

THIS MONTH I PICKED UP PEOPLE FROM:

Italy, Mexico, Kenya, Eastern Africa, Ghana, Nigeria, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Senegal, Guatemala, Venezuela, Ukraine, Burkina-Faso.

THANK YOU to the couple from Minnesota who gave me the most unusual gifts below from The Four Seasons Hotel- spring water and two butter toffee candies. They were being, "Minnesota Nice."

THANK YOU to the rider who gave me this bill from the country of Laos.

WHAT RIDERS SAID ABOUT ME AND MY CAR

"This is refreshing.  We need more people connecting like this and having your energy."

She was almost completely blind and said, "This ride is wasted on me." When I told her a story about me and my car was published in India, she said, "Are you gobsmacked? I am."

"I've taken a lot of Ubers in my life and this is the best ride I've ever had."

"You have a fulfilling life. Thanks for making sunshine."

"Impressive experience, you look at life differently seeing this."

"This is a one in a million Uber."

"I'm enamored by this."

"I thoroughly enjoyed this."

"This is hilarious."

The older man got out of the car and said, "Love your F'N outfit here."

Getting out of my car the woman told my next riders, "Get ready for an adventure."

He: "I'm usually looking at my phone, but I got some history on this ride."

"You're living your best life."

Young guy, "This is pretty sick. Keep collecting stuff."

"I love your museum."

"Thanks you for making this ride so nice."

The 19-year-old said, "This awesome, awesome. I have to stop saying that. This was a treat."

"I've never seen anything like this."

"You made this fun."

"This is a positive way to live your life."

Picking them up for an hour ride, he said, "You are our angel."

"Thanks, you got my night off to a great start."

"You're one of the most interesting people I've ever met."

"You're showing people the world, how big it is."

"You should do stand-up."

"You are the most awesome Uber driver."

"Are you an angel?"

"This is crazy."

"This is the coolest thing I've ever seen."

"Thank you for the great ride."

"This is the best ride I've ever had."

"I really needed this today."

"We need more people like you."

Looking at the pictures of riders in my car he said, "Are these all your family?"

"This is the most interesting Uber I've ever had."

"Very cool."

"That's crazy."

MY FAVORITE RIDERS IN MAY 2026

 

AN INSPIRING ITALIAN WOMAN

On a very short ride, the vivacious woman visiting from Italy was inspiring  At 77 years young, she was a master tennis player in Italy and Peru. She actively plays in tournaments and I'm pretty sure she's very good.  I asked her how she keeps young and she said, "I don't look at the body, I look at the spirit." She also plays tennis five days a week. She gave me a new bill from Peru which appropriately has a woman on the front pictured below and I replaced the Peru bill with a man on the front. I would have loved to have driven her further, but we ran out of time.

THREE NEW MEXICAN DOCTORS

I had a delightful ride with three women from Mexico who recently graduated from medical school.  They were in town for the very large vision conference.  They were all friends and at times answered questions all at once.  The enjoyed the ride and one of them said it was, "refreshing."  I asked to get a picture of them for my car and they wanted a picture of me.  I'll be putting their picture with my Mexican display which will inspire other young people-congratulations to all of you!

One of the doctors was named Lily, the same name as my mannequin.  She's only the second Lily to be in my car in three years and she was happy to take a picture with my mannequin. The caption reads: "Dr. Lily and My Lily."

THE DOUBLE BIRTHDAY RIDE

It's always fun to drive a family celebrity a birthday, but this ride had two birthdays to celebrate and they were originally from Massachusetts.  A mom, her two adult children, and her daughter-in-law were going to a very nice restaurant and I was their before dinner entertainment.  They loved my stories and I even got to play "The Boston Seagull" recording for them.  A woman from Boston two years ago this May did an incredible seagull impression that I recorded.

The daughter generously gave me a bill from Qatar, which became the 77th country represented in my car. She told me, "I've had it for eight years and I traded a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos with a college friend." It was another great ride from the state of Massachusetts, one of my favorite states to pick people up from.

A HAIR STYLIST FOR PORN STARS

When he lived in Las Vegas he worked for three years doing hair, make-up and wardrobe in the porn industry.  He says that, "Now I'm working for a boring salon," but there's nothing boring about this guy.  He has a lot of personality and he said, "I'm married to my career." He told me he used to scare his little cousins with mannequin heads in the past.  He wanted the below picture with my mannequin and he took his glasses off and gave Lily a new look. This picture will be in my car.  

THE ITALIAN COACHES

When I picked them up early in the morning for an hour ride, one of them said, "You're our angel." They were here from Italy and were about to become master coaches. They are strength and conditioning coaches with private clients and they've been in school for eight years.  They told me that training here is far ahead of their training in Italy. They hadn't slept and they were about to take the final part of their test and they were very confident they were going to succeed.  This picture below will be hanging in my car and it will say Italian Master Coaches.

HE LOVES EVERYTHING HE DOES

I was impressed with his energy.  I picked him up on the weekend where he had been coaching two different teams that morning.  He told me that we was teaching leadership in a middle school and he was an entrepreneur.  He has his own aquarium business and he's a reptile breeder.  He said that, "I can take a $500 reptile and turn it into twenty $500 reptiles." When I asked him how he manages his time with all his activities, he explained that the key thing was, "I love everything I do." He has a great future ahead of him and he's a great role model for the kids he works with.

HE'S STILL IN MOURNING

I've only had a few rides like this over eight years of driving, but this was a difficult ride. The man was probably in his late 50's or early 60's. He was married for twenty years, but he lost his wife to cancer-17 years ago.  I spent a lot of time listening to him and he told me, "I'm completely lost. The only thing left for me is death. I try to forget, but I can't." He has ten grandchildren and I think eight children who live close by. He said he has tried everything and he cried some on the ride. I wished him well and to keep in mind that his wife would want him to get through this.

Where Do You Live?

It's a very simple question, but I'm sure that some people would rather not answer it, or they have a lot of fun doing it.  Confused? I don't blame you. What if you lived in a town with a very unusual name? There are some towns in the United States that have very unique names.

HELL, MICHIGAN: How do you name a town hell? Can't you just hear the conversation.  Someone asks, "What are you doing today?" Answer: "I'm going to hell." They do have devilish attractions in the town for tourists if you're planning a trip.

CHICKEN, ALASKA: Now you're talking, I could get into that. They named it after the animal, not the food. It might not make a difference to you, but it does to me since chicken is my favorite food.

TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO: There used to be a television show with that name.  The TV host of that show announced that he would broadcast the show from the first town to name themselves after the show and he did.

ROUGH AND READY, CALIFORNIA: This town was named after former President of the United States and General, Zachary Taylor. They came up with the name because of his reputation.

DING DONG, TEXAS: The name came from the words, "Ding Dong" and the picture of two bells on the front door of a general store.

WHY, ARIZONA: They named the town due to a "Y" intersection where the town was founded.

WHYNOT, NORTH CAROLINA: If after reading about Why, Arizona, you may have thought Whynot  could be a name of town also.  That is exactly how it was named, almost. They were trying to come up with a good name and someone say, "Why not this one?" It stuck, why not?

ACCIDENT, MARYLAND: Two land surveyors were working on the same property and came up with the same results, accidentally of course. It became called, "The accident tract," and then they shortened it intentionally.

PECULIAR, MISSOURI: They couldn't come up with a name and someone suggested they choose something...peculiar. I am not making these up.

NO NAME, COLORADO: The town was settled as Rt. 70 was being built and since they didn't have a name...

I grew up in Edison, New Jersey, named after Thomas Edison and I'm glad I did.

"I Don't Resent Bezos, I'm Rooting For Him"

That was the headline of a USA TODAY column by Nicole Russell.  She is a columnist in the paper who has four kids and she lives in Texas.  I've read many of her columns and this one like many of them, is right on the money.

I have rarely posted on something like this but back in 1989 I sent a letter to the editor of a paper after reading a column by Richard Cohen, who was a columnist for The Washington Post for 43 years. The article was titled, "Lee Iacocca, Truly a Man For Our Time." Iacocca was an author, engineer, and executive working at Ford Corporation and he revived Chrysler Corporation.  He also raised hundreds of millions of dollars to refurbish The Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island.

Cohen criticized Iacocca for becoming rich and supposedly lacking in performance. It was a typical hit piece on how bad rich people supposedly are. I wrote, "In this age of critics and knocking achievement instead of recognizing and praising it, perhaps your next article, Mr. Cohen should be, 'Richard Cohen, truly a man for our times.' I look forward to reading that article and comparing it with Lee Iacocca's achievements." 

Russell praised Jeff Bezos and other very successful people by saying, "Billionaires aren't the villains people often imagine.  They're one reason a busy mom like me can order household essentials or school supplies in minutes and spend more time with my kids."

She said that close to 80% of households in our country buy from Amazon and nearly 200 million people have PRIME memberships. In her column she explained, "Many of America's billionaires have built products and services millions of us willingly use because they make life easier, faster or better. Amazon didn't force its way into American households; consumers invited it in because it solved problems and delivered value."

It's not just the value of their products and efforts, but millionaires and billionaires also employ millions of people in their businesses.  I enjoyed reading another defense of successful people, there should be more columns and articles written like this.

One more thing: a few weeks later Nicole Russell posted another column and said this, "For days, my inbox filled with seething email, and I was tagged in social media posts full of personal and professional smears-all for defending Bezos and the company millions of Americans use every day."

She double-downed on what she originally said and she is absolutely right. There are way too many misconceptions on how people create wealth.  I sent her an email telling her I wrote this blog and I hope she takes a look at this.

A LITTLE BIT OF KINDNESS

It's a bit early for World Kindness Day which is on November 13, but every day should be kindness day. I just read that Florida Gulf Coast University just held the first ever K20 Kindness Without Borders Summit in may to inspire world kindness.  The event brought together 20 thought leaders from all areas of life.

The below very short  two-minute documentary was played at the conference where fifty people were given $30,000 to be a "Kindness Ambassador" and use it how they wanted to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1vmnrdJj4

In 1998 World Kindness Day was created to  inspire people and bring nations together around the world.  They wanted to highlight good deeds and emphasize that kindness is for everyone throughout the world.

The organization lists six different ways that people can improve their community through kindness:

1. Donate money.

2. Help your local food pantry.

3. Give blood if you can.

4. Volunteer your time.

5. Check on neighbors and family members.

6. Support local businesses, schools and child care centers.

My favorite "kindness" quote comes from Scott Adams who was the creator of the "Dilbert" cartoon.  He said, "Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end."

Below are some other "kindness" quotes. It's not November 13th yet, but do something kind today.

"In a world where you can be anything, be kind."  Unknown

"No act of kindness no matter how small, is ever wasted." Aesop

"Always try to be a little kinder than necessary." J.M. Barrie

"Kindness is the sunshine in which virtue grows." Robert Green Ingersoll

"Where there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness." Seneca

"Unexpected kindness is the most powerful, least costly, and most underrated agent of human change." Bob Kerrey

"Kindness is spreading sunshine into other people's lives regardless of the weather."  Unknown

"You can always give something, even if it's always kindness."  Anne Frank

What Makes People Happy?

I recently read an interesting article on happiness and some of the personal comments that people said make them happy. It's no surprise that close relationships with family and friends was the number one response, but some people did say that animals in the order of dogs, birds and cats make them happy.

Some of the other responses were 27% involved things with nature and 18% mentioned things relating to food.  Also mentioned were individual experiences people had, one being a good cup of coffee.  But, what about some of the unique comments that were made?  Here are a few of my favorites:

1. Sandi from Florida said, "Soap bubbles. They make everyone happy that sees them. I've gotten stuck on the 405 in LA with traffic at a standstill, frustrated honking all around and one wand of wedding bubbles change the whole attitude of the people around me. If you drive 3 miles an hour and stick the wand out of your sunroof, you can bubble a whole area with hundreds of bubbles in just a few seconds, then just watch the magic happen."

                                  

2. Carole from Chile said, "Conversations with random people that I meet around the world of different cultures, nationalities, and backgrounds. Sharing and laughing together is a beautiful reminder that we have so much more in common as human beings than we do differences that polarize us."

3. Alex from Philadelphia said, "Big puppets! I know.  It sounds weird, but human performers inside large puppets on movie sets, Broadway, or lion dancers give me a sense of awe. The art of the puppet meets the art of the performance and you can forget what you're seeing is just human dressed up."

4. Francine from Texas said, "Waking up next to my smiling husband every morning every morning of our 36 years of marriage."

5. Dannon from Maryland said, "Laughing babies, toddlers, children, teens, adults. All the laughter. When people are happy it spreads naturally." 

Call Your Friend During Work?

I had to read this story twice, because it seemed so odd.  It comes from Sweden.  A pharmacy chain is giving their employees 15 minutes a week to call or text a friend during work. They are calling it "Friendship hour.(For the month)  It's supposed to help loneliness and safeguard relationships.  It appears that they are paying employees to make these calls or texts.  They also give a $100 stipend for social activities.

A couple things came to mind: how lonely could they be in a pharmacy? They are paying people to call their friends, does that really sound okay? Do you tell your friend why you're calling? Would it sound like this: "I am at work, but they want me to call friends so I'm calling you."

It is a test program, but it would be even more interesting to see what they find out.  Giving employees an extra one hour a month as a break is nice, but I think it's really odd they are telling them what to do during that time.  Maybe it's just me, but it's an unusual story.  

Can you imagine heading to work trying to figure out what friend you're going to call at work?  There were very few pictures to post below where someone was on the phone at work, but it's unlikely they are calling a friend, but you never know.