Her birthday is coming up this week and I asked her what she's going to do. She said, "Well, I'm 46 and I really don't have birthday parties anymore, but if you give me some weed, money, or coffee that will work."
The pharmacist has no kids, so I asked, "Do you have a dog?" He replied, "I barely remember to feed myself, that wouldn't be a good thing."
Married for 58 years I asked what the secret of a successful marriage was and he said, "Shut up! Don't continue to upset the other person."
I asked the couple married three years how they met. She said, "We're actually cousins by marriage. My aunt married his brother. We both use to babysit a lot of the kids in the family." Me: "Have you gotten a lot of flack from your family?" She: "We' used to, but one still calls us "Crazy 1 and Crazy 2."
I asked the young couple from Mississippi, "How long have you been dating?" She said, "About three months, but we're definitely going to get married and see all fifty states."
What does she do for a living? She said, "I do por_. Chat, about 3-4 nights a month."
I said to the two sisters from Idaho, "You know when you're driving someone from Idaho it would be nice to get a potato." She: "I gave the last one out at the hotel." Me: "You're going to be in my blog with that comment." She: "I never dreamed of getting such recognition." An hour later a young guy added, "It sounds like something people from Idaho should do."
The attorney is moving from New Zealand to Australia, "We call it crossing the ditch."
Visiting Colorado they decided to walk forty minutes to get coffee. She: "Because of the concert we waited in line for an hour and a half. I can't have caffeine and they didn't have decaf so I had milk."
He builds the insides of Amazon facilities and told me, "There is a secret location they have in New Jersey and even if you guessed where, I can't tell you."
The die-hard New York Met and New York Jet fan kidded, "If the planes carrying The New York Yankees and New York Giants crashed on their first road trip I wouldn't mind."
"You always have a choice. I don't believe in coincidence." After spending ten years in jail for drugs and other offenses he changed his life and has a good job, plays in a band and is a music producer.
I asked if he was a sports fan and he said, "I'm not really a fan of anything in life."
The experienced flight attendant said, "I'd rather deal with the peasants(joking) in the back than the people up front."
"My husband and I had a processing business for 42 years turning animals into meat and we've been married 53 years. Sometimes I wonder how I had the time to work a full-time job and also raise three kids."
Bartender: "I always try to give people my best and leave them better than they were before."
MORE RIDER COMMENTS
A caregiver for forty years she said to me, "My job is everything, I love it."
She: "I have silver shoes and I know how to have a good time."
Married for 54 years I asked the woman from Nepal, "What is the secret of a successful marriage?" She said, "In my country women must compromise."
Married for 36 years I asked him the secret of a successful marriage and he said, " Don't fight, arguments are not personal and don't let them drag on."
She: "My best friend in Seattle bought a mannequin and kept it in the car to avoid the extra taxes(tolls) as a solo driver for five years. She would put different hats on it or sunglasses and saved thousands of dollars."
He stumped me with two money trivia questions: "Who is on the $500 and $1,000 bills?" Although they are no longer printed the answers are, "President McKinley is on the $500 and President Grover Cleveland is on the $1,000 bill."
I told the two couples they now had better luck being in my car and the guy who said he was a "man of leisure" said, we're taking three different planes and they may all crash."
She: "I always smile to people because you don't know what people are going through."
He: "I had to learn how to relax. I'm very outgoing, but when I'm under stress I stay away from people. Don't isolate yourself and when someone asks you to do something with them that you really don't want to do, do it."
He: "When I was a kid my mom used to go to a wig store that had mannequins. I used to call it "The head store."
Talking about a past rider who was a cancer researcher and was concerned about her impact, my rider said, "Fulfillment comes from seeing impact."
He: "I built humanoid robots in Norway and unmanned drones here."
She found love at work and said, "Love happens when you least expect it."
I asked the chef for many years, "Do you have chef dreams?" He: "All the time, sometimes I wake up sweating. I don't have the food ready or don't have enough ingredients. My next job is going to be on an oil rig."
She: "When I worked in a bakery I gained a hundred pounds."
I asked, "How do you like Colorado?" She replied, "It's actually kind of nice."
The rider can no longer drive and told me, "You guys have taken care of me for ten years."
I asked the guy what he did for work and he said, "I have about 200 jobs. It's really about ten jobs."
"My sister(hair stylist) had mannequins around the house and they always scared me in the bathroom."
"My friend has about five mannequins that he draws on for fun."
She: "I became a massage therapist after going to an energy healing class my mom couldn't make."
Her unique name was "Lyric" and I asked how she got the name. She said, "My mom liked it from an old movie she saw."
When I asked a Marissa(my daughter's name) how she was named Marissa, she said, "I don't know, I'll call my mom now." Her mom said, "I just liked the name."
I PICKED UP RIDERS FROM
Italy, Guatemala, Philippines, El Salvador, Afghanistan, Micronesia, India, Ireland, Mexico, Kenya, Zimbabwe, Cuba, Soviet Union, Germany, Nepal, Columbia, Ukraine, Ghana.
UNIQUE OCCUPATIONS:
Formerly built humanoid robots and unmanned drones.
Director of Property Management building Amazon facilities
Aircraft Fueler
Director of Marketing United Airlines
HR Air Force
Former Town Planner
Owner of in-home diagnostic testing for epilepsy
Realtor, manager of cafes, and plays roller derby
Top Teamsters Manager and Recruiter
Optician
Female attorney from Columbia
Business Owner Satellite Imagery and Representative of the Philippines Government
WHAT RIDERS SAID ABOUT ME AND MY CAR
She: "Neatest Uber experience. We enjoyed our experience with you so much! I love the sheet you gave us with your favorite quotes. We were laughing so hard at them at the bar! I can't wait to show them to my family back in Mississippi. Quite the comedic relief! We will continue to share stories about you!"
Wiping tears from her eyes, she said, "It's nice to know that there is humanity in the world."
"This is a beautiful thing to see. You just don't see something like this very often."
"This is a collage of humanity, it's very special. I always wished there were people out there who did things like this. Thank you so, so much. Can I give you a hug?"
"It is insane. It's so sweet what people did. I love when people come together to do something."
The young guy said, "This car really tells a story. It's kind of magical and shows everyone is different. I wish I had something to add to the history."
"This is beautiful what you've turned this into. I never expected this in an Uber, it was such an experience. Best of luck with all your adventures."
"You make people happy, I feel happy."
He: "The ripples you create spread far and wide."
"This is a great way to start my day. It really lightened up my mood."
"I can feel your life energy."
"This is well organized."
He: "You're going to need a bigger museum."
She: "I know I was meant to be in this car."
He: "Incredible, your granddaughter is so lucky."
"This is not what I expected."
"I've never ridden in a car museum."
"This is freakin' amazing. I love the set-up.
"This is the most memorable ride-you're awesome."
"Your car reminds me of the Jingle trucks they have overseas with a lot colors and things hanging."
"I love your collection."
"I love your drive."
"This is the funnest ride I've ever had."
She: "You have to come back to Colorado Springs-people here need to see this."
"It would be awesome if you were my driver again."
"This was such a pleasant surprise."
"Great conversation."
"I had a great time."
"This car beats the best Uber car I've been in."
"This was so much fun"
"I love your vehicle."
"This was a fun ride."
"This was the most entertaining ride-awesome."
"Lovely to have ridden with you. I'll remember you."
"I'm looking forward to seeing you again-awesome."
He: " This is tenacious, to consistently keep this going takes dedication."
The Red Sox fan said, "Love you, thank you. Keep doing what you're doing."
"That would be awesome if you were my driver again."
"You're the guy with the coolest van."
"Amazing, you're doing good work."
"This is the best Uber ride I've ever had."
"I really appreciate your car, I wish I could contribute."
"Thank you, that was so nice."
"Have you ever been a tour guide?"
"After 43 years, how do you keep the spark?"
He: "You probably shouldn't tell us which bills are the most valuable."
"One of the coolest rides I've ever had."
"My friend used to have a cab with pictures of his riders on the ceiling."
"Thanks for the tour. I love your car."
Words that riders said to describe the car: "Dang", "Wow", "Wild", "Curated", "Super cool","Crazy" "Magical".

















