I picked up three guys at 4 am who were on the way home from a fun night. One said, "My son is sitting next to me." I said, "How old is he?" He said, "20, I'm very proud of him." The father sounded young and I asked, "How old are you?" He said, "28, I started young." I answered, "That's why I'm driving you home."(38)
I was driving "J" and asked if that was short for "Jay". He said, "No, I had to change my name on the app from Jacob because Uber drivers kept telling me bible lessons about Jacob."
The 911 operator told me, "Recently I spoke with a 3 year-old on the phone. He was taught to call 911 if his mom had a seizure. He couldn't talk that well, but he was able to get an ambulance there quickly."
The couple had big smiles and she said he was, "Like a walking golden retriever." He said he was, "A dog in human form."
I asked him how he met his wife and he said, "I walked into a friend's party and I saw her and time stood still. It was love at first sight."(Married 10 years)
I told the guy from Idaho about the two sisters from Idaho last month who I told they should have at least given me a potato. He said, "I should have had a potato for you." Another guy said, "I looked at their picture a second time, I used to date a girl from Idaho."
"We were in Hawaii during the hurricane with winds of 160 mph. We heated our coffee on a barbecue grill."
"If someone tries to explain to you what Japan is like, you won't get it. I went to a professional baseball game there and at the end there were no crumbs on the ground."
The young couple are engaged with plans to marry in two years when she finishes her masters. She said, "He made me wait and he can wait for me."
From Chicago: "I was driving one night with a heavy foot and got pulled over. In the back seat I had some blankets and several mannequin heads. As the cop approached my car he drew his weapon and told me to get out of the car. Another officer pulled up and they searched my car and then realized they were just mannequin heads and we had a good laugh. He gave me a warning and told me to slow down."
MORE RIDER COMMENTS
She: "We were at a wedding and at the end a guy went into the picture booth by himself and had a picture taken with these big lobster claws."
She: "Life is what you make of it. Art makes the world a better place."
From the UK he told me, "People in the north are more accessible in the UK."
He: "I didn't think I'd ever see Georgia with the championship. It may never be done again winning two consecutive ones."
He: "My step-brother just started playing for the Buffalo Bills."
She handed a very small brown envelope and inside it had a sticker that said, "You are beautiful." There was also a colorful, shiny message that said, "I AM ENOUGH," and a handmade chain that said, Clear Your Mind. She explained this by saying, "I like to give strangers games." It is now part of my museum.
I asked the woman what kind of work she did and she said, "I'm actually a doctor, an orthopedic surgeon." I asked her why she said it that way and she said, "I'm an unassuming person and some people are surprised I'm a doctor."
She: "I'm an OBGYN and I deliver babies in the hospital that Taylor Swift was born."
He worked in Los Alamos, New Mexico for six years and told me, "I have a PHD in nuclear engineering.
He: "Hong Kong is the New York of the east."
She was in town to help her friend get ready for a theme wedding. She said, "It's like a Greek Mythology wedding with a fairy look. The groom is going to be dressed as Emperor Palpatine from "Star Wars", but creating the fake wrinkles is a challenge."
He: "Thailand is known as the land of smiles."
High school coach: "I'm just trying to get them to have confidence in themselves."
The dentist moved to Colorado and said it was very easy to get a license here, but very difficult to do in Texas. "For Colorado I just had a couple clicks on the computer and I had a license."
He: "I'm kind of famous, I'm the third baseman for the Savannah Bananas."
From India she asked me something no one else has ever asked, "What are your three favorite books?"
The woman's name was Charlie and she said, "I was named after my grandmother."
He tried to teach me how to say cheers in Eastern Europe which sounds like, "nah zdro vyeh". Finally, he gave up and said, "In German they say "prost" for cheers."
The young woman asked me, "What advice would you give someone who wants to make more friends?"
My three riders told me about the motor scooter clubs they belong to-"We are in a Vespa scooter club and some of us for 25 years we ride around and socialize."
He: "I have Irish twins, a boy and a girl who are 5 and 6."
THANK YOU TO THE THREE RIDERS WHO GAVE ME THESE EXTRA BILLS
Albania, Poland, and the Euro bill.
I PICKED PEOPLE UP THIS MONTH FROM: Ukraine, India, Venezuela, Senegal, Mexico, Peru, United Kingdom, Philippines, Palestine, Zimbabwe, Columbia, Abkhazia,
I DROVE PEOPLE WITH THESE UNIQUE OCCUPATIONS:
Plasma Physicist Former political reporter Nuclear Pharmacist
In Radioactive Waste Management Energy Developer 911 Operator
Practicing Chinese Medicine for 20 years Operations person for IT company in India
Professor of Aerospace Engineering Commercial Transportation Director
Project Manager Chicago University Grant writer Human Resources for QVC
Private Chef Business in the Outer Banks Marketing Director for Art Museum
WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT ME AND MY CAR:
Therapist: "I went out for pizza and I came back with the meaning of life. This is your superpower, you're giving people a rare experience."
"Thank you for starting my day on a sunshiny note."
"Honored to be part of the 17,000 plus passengers! Keep spreading joy!
I said to them, "You got a vacation in Hawaii." He replied, "Yeah, but I don't have a museum in my car."
"Are you a big time traveler?"
"You get to see the different slices of life."
As I was talking to her she thought, "This guy should write a book."
"This is a great way to wake up in the morning."
"You're passing on the good."
"I love your passion."
"The world needs more kindness."
"Thank you for sharing so much."
"This could be a showcase car."
"Definitely an experience."
"I appreciate you, you have everything here."
"I know this was going to to be an excellent ride as soon as you pulled up."
"This is a beautiful thing."
"I love your car."
"Your car is amazing."
"Glad you enjoy what you do."
"This was the most enjoyable ride."
"This was amazing, incredible, a unique experience, a pleasure."
"I really appreciate you, you're really cool."
"Thank you for the stories."
"You're the most memorable driver I've ever had."
"You are very entertaining."
"You're a sweetheart."
Looking at the mannequin, she said, "She has a compelling gaze."
"You're living your best life."
"You made this fun."
"Very inspiring that you've been married 43 years."
"You I trust."
"You're the best."
"This was a wonderful ride."
"I really enjoyed this, it was the coolest Uber I've ever been in."
"This was the most unique Uber I've ever been in."
"This is crazy."
Wild.




