What's Wrong With Me Today?

"Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head."

These two lines are from The Beatles classic song, "A Day in the Life." One of the reasons this song is so special is that it is two different songs written by two different writers (Paul McCartney and John Lennon) and the music makes the two songs one. 

Did you ever think you had two different bodies? One body is the one you go to bed with and the next morning when you wake up, you have a different body. Something has changed from the night before and you have no idea how it happened.

This may only happen as you're getting older: you have an ache or pain or cut the next morning and you try to figure out how it got there. I've had this happen several times recently. Here are some examples:

1.  A couple days ago, when I looked in the mirror in the morning, I had a very small cut on my face and this was before I shaved. Did I scratch myself when I was asleep?

2. A few days before that I had a larger scratch on my hand.  It is healing since I've been putting medicine on it, but did our dog scratch me? How come I never feel these things happen? 

3. A couple weeks ago I had one of the most unusual surprises in the morning.  I had a bump under my thumb on my wrist.  It looked like I had banged my hand, but it wasn't sore and it didn't hurt. My wife looked it up and it's a ganglion cyst, which sounds a lot worse than it really is.  I knew it wasn't serious and I put some ice on it and since it didn't hurt and it's not in a very visible place, I just forgot about it.

However, in writing this blog I looked it up and if you ice it or heat it regularly, it can disappear. I am doing that regularly now, but I was amused at some of the things I looked up.  People most at risk are between the ages of 15 and 40 and female.  Repetitive hand actions could also be a cause of it, such as writing too many blogs. (I made that last part up)  The cause is unknown, but it may really be the time I spend on the computer. It can also be treated with medicine which I may look into.

4. If I haven't grossed you out enough with these minor medical problems, just wait,  I'm only 64 years old.  I am not a very good patient, so sometime a year or two ago I noticed that my big toe had two nails. When that happened I have no idea, but I probably just woke up one morning and my other body had this double nail pictured below.

That is a close-up picture, my toe isn't that big. It didn't hurt and unfortunately I could not peal the second nail off, so I figured it would just fall off by itself. (Really)  It did not happen and then my wife saw it.  I was getting a check-up and my doctor said I should soak it regularly and then peel it off.  I soaked and soaked and soaked, but I didn't make much progress and got tired of soaking it.  Finally, I gave into my wife and let her work on it and it looks better, but there's still more of a nail to pull off.  Maybe it will fall off so she doesn't have to work on it more?

I hope you're waking up each morning with the same body you went to sleep with.