Some people are just very clever and very funny, but in an unusual way. Here are some comedians and others with some of their best lines for your amusement. I was amused.
BETTY WHITE: "I've always liked older men. There's just more attractive to me. Of course at my age, there aren't that many of them left."
OSCAR WILDE: "I have the most simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best."
ELIZABETH TAYLOR: "I reckon that some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
MARK TWAIN: "Always do right. This will gratify some people and surprise others.
STEPHEN FRY: "You don't have to remind my of my age, I have a bladder to do that for me."
WINSTON CHURCHILL: "I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ideal of meeting me is another matter."
GORE VIDAL: "The United States was founded by the brightest people in the country-and we haven't seen them since."
JOAN RIVERS: "I wish I had a twin so I could see what I look like without plastic surgery."
MAE WEST: "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
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