Saturday, April 11, 2020

There's A Massive Chicken Wing Surplus!

I only have two questions: where and how can I help? Are you kidding me? Because of the virus there are hundreds of thousands of chicken wings that are not being eaten? This is serious, not something to be joked about. Do you know how good chicken wings are? Maybe not as good as drumsticks, but they are really good!

The College Basketball Tournament is the second biggest time of the year that people eat chicken wings next to The Super Bowl.  But, now there's nowhere for all those wings to go!  They are freezing wings so they can be used after the virus breaks.  I'm free on the weekends, I would love to help.

Why don't we have "The Chicken Wing Challenge."  You buy a hundred wings which half goes to a charity and everyone goes on Zoom and you have three hours to eat the hundred wings while watching others eat wings.  If you eat them all, you get another hundred wings for free.  We can solve this surplus by eating together.  Who's in?

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